Crunch mode needs to end soon before all the Standout Jobs crew goes nuts.
After initial silly discussions about purchasing a pony after our Series A, or having a guard cat to secure our offices, one of the more psychologically vulnerable members of our team brought in both, for terrible results:
As you may be able to tell from the photo, this is NOT a PONY. It is a unicorn! If your company is considering putting its devs on ‘crunch-mode’, consider some members may lose all semblance of sanity, willy-nilly replacing ponies with unicorns.
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Come on! This isn’t crunch mode! We have it easy!
On the other hand…think about how that cat feels.
That cat’s not looking too happy. At least we get free food and massages!
I wish we could make it without hurting any animals, too bad… poor cat
But the unicorn looks happy at least
*sniff… memories
That’s exactly how I was conceived…
Just chop it off! No one will be able to tell.
Hey good luck guys. Hang in there..!
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